Dear Elizabeth Mountbatten ,
Do not think I am being intentionally disrespecting you by calling you by your name.I merely wish to address you as a fellow human rather than a figure of authority.
This letter comes directly from my heart though I know it will do no good except for allowing me a space to express myself and move on.
I shall be posting this letter in written form tomorrow with a £5:00 note attached as I hear you are a little skint.And you requested money from the Social Poverty Fund to help with the cost of heating all four of your palaces…and I thought well…it’s payday…benefits in..government robs us all the time I may as well send it directly.
Now-what will ya fiver get ya?Not a lot.Not even the bus fare to harrods probably.but still….I want you to receive this paper that has YOUR face on it,look at it and think about that…it has YOUR face on it….
You have four palaces…lucky you…heaps of spare rooms and no bedroom tax.Isn’t that fabulous eh Liz?i live in a mates spare room and a squat in London.Our capital city…your stomping ground.
Why don’t you just sell a couple of your palaces?or better still..donate em for the homeless.You can only sleep in one room at a time after all right ?
What goes through your mind?DId you see us outside bucks palace last night?Was it you curtain twitching up there?What did the president of South Korea think of it all(ps-did ya ask him if he could lend you a few quid?)
You are so ridiculously and terribly out of touch, out of reality and perhaps even out of your mind like that awful government of yours.
Oh-before I forget.Are the corgis still getting their pedigree chum,I heard this week a sad tale of a young girl who had to have her dog put to sleep because couldn’t afford to feed him anymore.heartbreaking it was.
Bucks palace has massive grounds.How about growing heaps of food back there?You could even grow enough to share with poor people with all that space…
You could stop them spoilt grandchildren of yours spending teach em the value of everything that has nothing to do with money…….
The cabinet can’t give you money lizzie cos they are giving it to the corporations and the banks remember…and now that pretty much everything is privatised there’s bugger all for you lot to sell off.
You are no queen.There is nothing royal or dignified about an elderly women who doesn’t mind treating millions of people like shit and the.n bleating because your struggling
Ask yourself why firework rockets sped towards your windows last night.
Not that you care…
But I do.
I care about it all.